Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Kildare Project Playlist!

At long last the beta of the playlist is done. there will be several updates throught the year as videos are added to the blip.tv archive.

HOW IT WORKS
download the playlist here! (its free, and under 1MB, must have Excel to open)

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RFD0NOVX

Instructions:
Every time the playlist is updated (every few weeks) there will be a video number associated with a video, you request a number,(when Chaz is taking a request, and he will add it to the live airplay section.

Example:

In the justin.tv chat, you request video #451, Chaz will play the video associated. Starting on 4/30/2011 you can ONLY request by number!

This is just the beginning! Hopefully by summertime, you can watch any video (Even when we are not on the air!) by clicking the blue link button on the video. A new window will open, and you can watch your video on demand!

This playlist and project is one of the bigger things we have been working on since the beginning of the year. and it is my hope that it becomes popular!

Chaz

Monday, January 3, 2011

The Kildare Project Broadcast FAQ And Chat Rules

The Kildare Project Live! on Justin.tv Rules and F.A.Q.

This FAQ is updated periodically. Please check it from time to time!

Chat Rules:

1. No Racism

2. No links or spam.

3. Trolling is welcome, but only if you are good at it. Our Mods are some of the best out there, and do not mind some good-natured ribbing, but troll them at your own peril.

4. Guest broadcasters have their own rules, so please ask permission first if you are unsure of something.

5. We are a twisted bunch here, and there is a learning curve, however we do encourage participation, if you are unsure of something, just ask one of our Friendly moderators for help!

6. We reserve the right to ban any user, for any reason, at any time. However If you are banned, and fell it was undeserved, please send a message to the channel owner and your ban will be reviewed.

Submission Rules for F.A.P./Other shows.

1. The Kildare Project live accepts user submissions for videos and .mp3 files for use during broadcast. If you would like to submit a video or song to the Kildare project live it's quite simple! Just send a email to thekildareproject@gmail.com with the title reading SUBMISSION containing your youtube link for video, or attach a .mp3 file for consideration.

2. All Video submissions must be from youtube, and cannot be under 30 seconds in length nor over 6 minutes in length. Videos should also be in high quality format, but it is not required. .mp3 files will be submitted must follow the same time constraints.

3. Only emailed submissions through thekildareproject@gmail.com will be considered, please DO NOT post links to Facebook, twitter, etc...as we cannot keep track of all of them, then idiots who cant follow simple directions will get a case of butthurt. This rule will be followed WITHOUT EXCEPTION

4. No nudity will be allowed, ever...nor will any submission which may break Justin.tv terms of service. Feel free to push it however... we like to live on the edge.

5. .mp3 files will be accepted for the same time constraints. All .mp3 files are considered background music and are not to be profited from, allowable under fair use clause of DMCA

6. Once submitted, please allow 48-72 hours for your links to be viewed and either approved or denied, all submissions will be answered, but sometimes there is a backlog, sorry.

7. Once we are full (I.E. Have too many videos), we may cull some from the playlist to allow for better videos. .mp3 files will be saved permanently. There is a in-work progress called the TKP playlist that will have every video on the playlist, released periodically on the Chaz Kildare Facebook page, as well as the header when you enter the chat channel.

8. Music Videos are primarily used for F.A.P. Overtime, but certain ones may be selected for normal airplay at the channel owners discretion.

9. During heavy submission periods, your submission may be held for future use, please allow a timely manner for this, as videos are picked with certain themes in mind to allow for the best user experience. Most videos submissions, however, are used for the next upcoming broadcast.

10. In 2012, we will begin a beta to accept LIVE submissions, but only during times we are low on submissions. Please do not get offended and act all righteous if we cannot play your video the same night and broadcast it within minutes after you submitted it, the videos must be approved, downloaded, and converted for broadcast, which usually takes some time.


Secret Video Summons:

There are certain videos that can be played with a "summon" in F.A.P., meaning that if someone does not like a particular video that is currently being played, they may "summon" another video with a tribute. All summons are considered "one use" per broadcast. Summons can stop any video or live chat, and must be played upon the host noticing the summon. During lip synchs the channel host cannot read the chat, but the summon will be played when the lip synch segment ends.

For the 2012 broadcast season, there are Currently 7 (out of 12) Video summons unlocked. The 12 summons this year are based on the signs of the zodiac. If you attempt to summon a video that has already been played, nothing will happen.

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1. C-Smasher - This video can be summoned once per broadcast by any user posting something derogatory about themselves, and then using the words I SUMMON C-SMASHER or I SUMMON SMASHER at the end of their post. If user attempts to summon after summon has been played, nothing will happen.

2. Mothra - This summon was unlocked by user Slobiovega for deciphering the Noit A. Maglama puzzle on the 10/1/2011 broadcast, and only he may summon it once per broadcast by typing in the following phrase: "Ancient spirits of FAP, transform this decayed video form to Mothra, the Ever-Living!"

(This summon replaces old summon #2 Bieber, who replaces Mothra as #237 on the playlist, Bieber will no longer have summon Properties.)


3. Shutup - Can be summoned once per broadcast, who can summon it at any time, this was awarded to the winner of "Declan Reeana Xavier" puzzle, but due to unuse was unsealed and released to the masses. To Summon Shutup, type in all caps CHAZ YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND A MORON AND I SUMMON THE VID THAT MAKES YOU SHUT UP!

4. Shitcat - The 4th summon is Shitcat, which is controlled by Chaz Kildare (or the broadcaster if it is a guest broadcaster). Chaz can summon this once per broadcast,by saying the phrase "I am the Lord and master of the TKP domain, and what I givith, I can takith away!...LO...HARK..BEHOLD I am Chaz Kildare and I summon Diarrhea cat to smite this video, and to cleanse this toilet earth!"


5. F.S.P.- Due to a failed project, TKP Hell was banished, never to be played again. Ministryofdarkness was granted this summon as an alternative. Ministryofdarkness can use this summon once per broadcast, it is a unblock-able summon, and no other video or summon may knock it out, once it starts, it MUST finish!

6. Asian Bieber- This summon was unlocked by user Greyghost for winning the WCW card "Find Ricky Morton" sweepstakes, only Greyghost may summon him, and only once per broadcast.

7. Powdered Milk Kid- The 7th Summon was unlocked during a random broadcast, with only people that were logged into the chat at that time being able to summon him once per broadcast. The users that could use this summon were


1. River_Ratt
2. Caitlyn17
3. Dalegribble
4. Greyghost
5. MinistryofDarkness
6. PoySippiRocks
7. SlobiovegaFTW
8. tbktheamazing
9. thekildareproject(host)

As of season 2, any user can summon this once per broadcast by typing in the following: " I, who is whiter then rice, summon the ultimate White kid PMK."


8. Grandmother- This summon was unlocked on the 2/25/2012 episode of TKP live when the chat channel reached 25 viewers. This summon is available to all users once per F.A.P. broadcast by typing in the following sentence in the chat channel. "Chaz Kildare I'm so old that I fart dust, and I summon GRANDMOTHER!"

9. Fat Fonz- This summon was unlocked when The Kildare Project channel reached 250,000 views on the 2/25/2012 broadcast of The Kildare Project live. This summon can be used once per F.A.P. broadcast by any user by typing in the Following sentence in the chat channel. "Chaz Kildare", I long for the Happy Days, and I want to be smoked by the FAT FONZ!!

10. Grandpa "PoP" Weasel - This summon was unlocked after Chaz Kildare's suspension in June after2012,when Chaz failed a physical challenge. This summon can be used by anyone once per broadcast by typing in the following the chat channel... "oh Chaz Kildare, I drank so much I am ready to POP! and I summon GRANDPA POP WEASEL!

11. ??????? (to Be unlocked)

12. ??????? (to Be unlocked)


IF YOU TRY TO USE A SUMMON THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO, OR USE A "FAKE SUMMON" YOU CAN BE TIMED OUT!, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.


(*FORMER SUMMONS)

Bieber (RETIRED 10-7-2011) Can be summoned once per broadcast by any user by posting something awesome about themselves, and then typing I SUMMON BIEBER at the end of their post.
If a user attempted to summon after summon has been played, nothing will happen.
(attempts to summon Bieber after 10-7-2011 on a normal broadcast will result in failure.)

TKP Hell- Unlocked by Ministryofdarkness by contributing $25.00 US via chipin, only ministry of darkness may use this unblock-able and uninterpretable summon once per broadcast. All other summons cannot stop this, and will fail upon command. This summon was banished due to poor usage, and F.S.P. took its place.
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Prizes/Contributions Rules and F.A.Q.

Prizes
1. If you win a prize on any broadcast, (WCW Cards, DVDS, Paypal Cash, etc..) you must claim your prize within 7 days of winning. To claim your prize, please send a email with your mailing address to thekildareproject@gmail.com. If you do not claim within 7 days, your prize will be forfeited and returned to the prize pile.

2. All Prizes won will be shipped within 2 weeks after claiming them, you do not need to provide postage, and your mailing address will be kept confidential, and if you wish, be deleted after shipping.

3. All prizes are sent out through the United States Postal Service, or UPS if warranted. We take no responsibility for the package handing and condition after it leaves our hands.

4. If you wish to contribute a prize to give away during one of our broadcasts, please send a email to thekildareproject@gmail.com with the subject reading PRIZE CONTRIBUTION, we will work with your from there to give out details.

5. You must submit your address EVERY time you win (it only takes about 30 seconds via email) If you win and claim your prize, then win again and do not claim, the second prize will be considered forfeit, and returned to the prize pile. This rule applies for multiple broadcasts, if you win more then once on a single broadcast night, you only need to submit your address once.


Chipin

(NOTE:) WE ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTING CHIPINS AT THIS TIME, BUT MAY AGAIN ON A LATER DATE)

1. If you want to contribute financially, please contribute Via the chipin link on the page, we do send out a small thank you gift for any chipin over $5.00 US. Any chipin Under $1.00 or over $20.00 will be politely declined.

2. We will hold your chipin for 2 weeks before cashing it in and sending out a small token thank you gift, you have that 2 weeks to request a refund of your chipin (minus paypal fees) if you desire.

3. Your Chipin will be used for channel upgrades, equipment, prizes, or channel expenses. NO Chipin will be used for personal enrichment or financial gain.

4. We prefer Chipin to be used for tips or channel contributions, Merchandise, Cash, check, or money orders will be considered, but please contact us first.

5. If there is no active Chipin Link, no financial contributions are currently being accepted.


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2012 Broadcasting Times and Schedule: All Show times are Central Time US

Normal Shows:
1. F.A.P. - Saturday Nights 9PM-10:30PM
2. F.A.P. Overtime - Most Saturday nights 2-3 minutes after normal F.A.P. goes off the air.
3. TKP Gaming - Most weekly nights, come by the channel to check it out, starting spring of 2012!

Special Shows: (non-regular and Specials)

1. GotthyChatt- Friday Nights
2. The Clowny Loves You Show- Daytimes/Randomly
3. The F.A.P Files - Randomly

Former Shows:

Rasslechat- Cancelled at the end of 2011 due to a change in Justin.tv policies, no current plans to reinstate the show.

My America with JDP: cancelled due to lack of interest and low ratings.


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MISC:

Certain Shows may be preempted due to personal circumstances, or equipment problems. We do our best to stick to the schedule, but sometimes things happen. Please understand.

All TKP broadcasts are copyright The Kildare Project, under a creative commons license, re-posting highlights on other video streaming sites or video sharing sites is allowed, but we would like it if you would link either the channel, twitter account or facebook page.

Current TKP logos and watermarks are copyright Matthew Summers, please do not use his work without his expressed written permission. TKP reserves the rights to use such logos in perpetuity without compensation.

Any user can contribute watermarks, logos or other ideas, by submitting such things to The Kildare Project, you give us permission and license to use such logos, ideas, and watermarks on Justin.tv live broadcasts and archived highlights, (youtube, facebook, Blog, twitter, myspace,blip.tv, etc...) video service and their distribution network without monetary compensation. We may also, if warranted, use such logos on materials or merchandise, if we choose to do so, you could be paid a commission on each item sold, but it is not guaranteed, each will be done on a case to case basis. If such merchandise is a giveaway, no commission will be paid. If a logo or watermark is selected, we may also add your names to the credits on the intro.


TKP has a rolling Moderator-ship on its channel, meaning that Moderators are not set in stone, and are only used as a on-need basis. Moderators are chosen for a variety of reasons, including attendance, adherence to the rules, sense of humor,etc...

Just because you were asked to mod once, does not mean necessarily mean that you will moderate every time, if fact, moderators are hardly needed at all. If you get butthurt because you are not a mod, tough.

The Kildare Project is aware of DMCA, and considers all such broadcasts to be fair use and compliant under current DMCA Law, as such providing commentary related for news and education of such materials, as providing them for commentary in a Public forum, and not for distribution for profit. If you are the original owner of such materials showed on The Kildare Project Live and want them removed from the archive, please send a email to thekildareproject@gmail.com with the Subject reading DMCA with proof of ownership, and it will be removed. Any Claims of DMCA filed to Justin.tv will be counter filed proving fair use.

The Kildare Project
Updated 02/18/2012

Saturday, November 27, 2010

2010 T.K.P. Financial and Broadcasting Report Beta now available...

For Those of you wondering what it takes to broadcast financially, you can now download the T.K.P. 2010 Report with 2011 Projections...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4S54FR17